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It's brown, it's sexy, it smells........ of course it's the substance we know and love, Faeces!
faeces / feessez/ n.pl. waste matter discharged from the bowels. faecal adj.
Shit, dump, crap, turd, brown baby, there are so many names for faeces, that we all use everyday. No matter what your age, race, height, weight, we can all unite through our love of faeces, and become one with nature.
Although it is hard to imagine, there are some individuals who find faeces disgusting or vile. This people are blind to the magic of it's smell, which can warm any room, it's colour of such a rich brown, can send any person wild in sexual excitement.
Occasionally, i smear myself in faeces, either my own, or someone elses(usually a tramps, or a dogs) and i play with my faeces releaser(anus, rectum) this is one of my favourite ways to spend a sunday afternoon, and i'm sure you like to do it too! who doesn't??!?!?!
Anyway, enough talk lets get faecal!!! |
Feel free to sign my guest book, any comments about faecal experiances, or just your favourite poo moment! If you would just like to read the guestbook, then simply click the link in the bottom right of this page. Er Tony
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Todays Handy Faecal suggestion
Why not try, mixing faeces with dogs seaman, and rubbing it into your eyes, the pleasure is unimaginable, and the result is truly erotic. Temporarily blindness may occur, but it's worth it. Trust me. |
Rectums are the givers of all anal life, respect them, admire them, but most of all make sure you often fill them up with a strong cheese
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME,
what does it mean to you? So many of us abuse our rectums, with various things, dildo's carrots, vibrators, frozen dog's cocks...whatever it is, that you abuse your rectum with, my advice is don't!
A rectum is a precious thing, and too much abuse can cause a collapse in the the rectal muscle, this would cause you to shit uncontrolably...... but you're thinking "great" that means i will be coverd in shit all of the time. But that is not the case. Too much shit is bad, you may eventually begin to take it for granted and not admire it for it's beauty and individuality.
So next time you feel like buggering your arse, just be careful, as mr rectum may on day simply give up, and then your dump loving days are over, think about it bitch!
Fancy a bit of porn? nothing to do with faeces!
Animal's arse-pieces
Personaly, i love them. Next time you walk down the street and see a stray dog, cat or donkey. Don't just bugger them as usual and then leave. Take time to enjoy the rectum for what it is. Kiss it, cuddle it, caress it, hold it, but most of all, get the faeces you possibly can out of it. And any excess from the edges, as animals arses can get rather dirty. |
   
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